The War Continues!!

OK i have been driving a VW Fox everyday for a long time now, and up until the last few years it has been peaceful. But something or some force of nature has decided to wage a war against my car!!

The first Strike was a mineral attack! they tried to rust the car to death! But that was too slow.


So the next attack was a much more direct method! F250 at 30MPH

Score one for the bad guys! Well I had reinforcements called to duty. Now driving my white 4door Fox.

The next Attack came quickly! This time they sent a crazy deer after me! The deer ran in to the side of my car!

I was able to recover from the deer attack the same day with a trip to the junk yard for a new fender!

Next attack was a sneaky chicken shit attack! While I was sleeping and the car was parked they hit the car with something breaking the rear tail light


OK So they have attacked my car with mineral(salt),person(truck),animal..

So i am thinking what the fuck could be next right?


Thats right a Vegetable attack!

I was driving to work this morning. A pick up truck going the opposite direction coming around a corner, out of the bed fly Three full boxes of iceberg lettuce right in front of my car! I swerve and brake to no avail. They got me. The grill is destroyed, headlight and mount bent in .Car covered in lettuce shrapnel I made my way to work.

















What the Fuck?! is all I can say..